YoingtotheHolyBlessing—why?—itisanall-girlhighschoolrunbyacatholicchurch.Don’tworry—thesisterswon’tactuallywashyourbrainwiththeirchurchdoes—teachersareteachers;theyteaotvertanystudentintoaChristian.Theyareasfiheteachersinothernormalhighschools;theonlydifferehattheywearacrosspendantontheirnecks.

Soyouwodistractedbyunnecessaryeaiorchasedaroundbyfilthy,sex-thirstyhighschoolboys...Trustme—MommywenttherewhenIwaslittle,soIknow.Mommyknowwhat’sthebestforyou,Ariel.

It’sclosertohome,soyoudon’thavetowasteyourtimeonuting.Besides,Mommydon’tlikeyoutogoofaroundinthedowntowerschool—headstraighthome,youuand?

FirstGirls?—Youdon’thavetogothere,doyouhaveto?—Mommyheardmostofthegirlsouttherepyreallyhardaswelsstudyhard—andnotonlythat.Rumorhasit:thatschoolisnowofficiallyoccupiedbyhomosexuals—GoodHeavens!NowtheNationalEducationisteagourchildrentobeeahomosexual—mostsdalous!Mommydon’twantyoutogetpoisonedbyhomosexuality.Boysarebad;lesbians?—evenworse:theyturnigirlsintotheirownkind—that’swhy—theyarezombies.Youhavetoadmitthathomosexualityisastagiousasviruses,andthelesbiansaregoingtotakeoverourbeautifulIsnd—you’llsee.